sarcasm quotes!

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

this quote sound evil... but some of this are the sound of truth  from your darkest mind

(you can use it for the "right" occassion)

for annoying people :

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop

» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

excuse :
» We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

» When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

random :

» A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
- Kin Hubbard

» Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.
- Montaigne

» Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
- Oscar Wilde

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"- Doctor Who

so, i make this one :

 " beauty is pain- ugly is even worst"

let them know what you think !